THE CLUB TO BOYCOT REMAKE OF NERDS!!!

CALLING ALL CLUB MEMBERS:
If there was ever a time to use capitol letters- it is now.We have a problem. A big problem. It seems like those hollywood hipsters are remaking Revenge Of The Nerds. (Thank you Sec. for breaking the news). Now I don't know about you, but I do not want to see Reese Witherfork play
Ms. Betty Childs, nor do I want to see Wilmer Fuckface playing Louis or worse yet, Adrian Grenier playing Booger. Lord have mercy.

Please come to HQ on time this wednesday. I will have large poster board and Sharpies. We shall make signs and go to Union Square to protest said Remake.

Devasted,
Your Prez.

PROPOSED AGENDA HQ- WHITE HOUSE

PROPOSED AGENDA

Mermaid Parade
mermaid sushi costumes
flyers for the sushi place


Summer Trip
The Hamptons?
Atlantic City?
Far Rockaway?


Reinstating CLUB Dues For
Beach House
Weekly Lottery Tickets


Much Needed PR
Get Annie on Get Mortified
Get Casey on Jepordy

PLEASE COME TO HQ-WHITE HOUSE THIS WED. AT 7PM FOR A SCREENING OF:

Click on the photo and look at the name of these shoes! As if.

I say....Saturday night, party? El Prezidente's casa? Por favor?

Proof that she doesn't love all dogs.

We mourn the loss of Empire Schezuan Balcony, hence our hearts and stomachs also mourn Creaky Chicken. While some have known The Creak since children, and others have only recently been privy to the soul-changing entree, we will all remember it with only fondness and respect.

Let us gather next Monday at HQ1 to pay full respects. In lieu of flowers, we will be collecting club dues for a deep fryer.

I'm not going to be able to meet up on Tuesday, It's my mama's
birthday. How does Monday work for you all?

Meow

Let's welcome him* true Club stlye next tuesday at HQ1.

*Yes it's true; despite hours of calling the cute feline "she", Lindsey discovered its balls.

Welcome The Club cat.