THE CLUB TO BOYCOT REMAKE OF NERDS!!!

CALLING ALL CLUB MEMBERS:
If there was ever a time to use capitol letters- it is now.We have a problem. A big problem. It seems like those hollywood hipsters are remaking Revenge Of The Nerds. (Thank you Sec. for breaking the news). Now I don't know about you, but I do not want to see Reese Witherfork play
Ms. Betty Childs, nor do I want to see Wilmer Fuckface playing Louis or worse yet, Adrian Grenier playing Booger. Lord have mercy.

Please come to HQ on time this wednesday. I will have large poster board and Sharpies. We shall make signs and go to Union Square to protest said Remake.

Devasted,
Your Prez.