The Club: Flashlight Confessions

Clubettes...let it be known that on this day, June15, year of 2000 and 6, we are all to become sworned in Club Quiz Masters. We only bring all our heads together every Wednesday to win (and read a book weekly)...the only readon we lost is because certain people have certain devices (read: Blackberry). I am happy to announce that from this day forward we shall devote our lives to Wednesday night Trivia.

HOLY SHIT!

Casey-- did you get us this PR?!

"Can we have a raincheck on the free shots?"

NY and WOOD and MONSTERS oh my.

HQCD (Left of HQ14): The place where the best night ever happened.

Nellie Breakthrough

This weekend I joined the lovely Schaeffer sisters on an excursion to East Hampton where I encountered the Club dog's alter-ego; let's call her Country Nellie. She practically drove the car herself from the train station to the Schaeffer compound, where she pranced, ran, rolled, and ate grass. I was told that she also eats ocean waves.

The aforementioned breakthrough came when I made eye-contact with Nellie AND SHE DID NOT TURN AWAY. My heart swelled. The next day, on the LIRR, as Country Nellie entered the transforming cocoon of her Sherpa bag, and with some mild encouragement from the Club portraitist, she very hesitantly LICKED MY HAND. At that moment, I thought I heard angels sing. And I don't think her affection had anything to do with the turkey I'd eaten for lunch.

I'd like to offer special recognition to Nellie today, and ask ourselves to take a cue from her. She is the kind of girl who always says where, when, and how much.

The Club: Flashlight Confessions

The Club: Flashlight Confessions

i just wanted to announce that i have cracked the code. the code being my Blogger username and password. if anyone ever needs help crafting an impermeable password that not even you will remember, please see me.

Well, well, this is certainly preposterous news! I will not have any of this. I am going to ease all our worries with some sketching of our beatiful club members and a bottle of crystal light and vodka. I hope everyone like pink lemonade.

THE CLUB TO BOYCOT REMAKE OF NERDS!!!

CALLING ALL CLUB MEMBERS:
If there was ever a time to use capitol letters- it is now.We have a problem. A big problem. It seems like those hollywood hipsters are remaking Revenge Of The Nerds. (Thank you Sec. for breaking the news). Now I don't know about you, but I do not want to see Reese Witherfork play
Ms. Betty Childs, nor do I want to see Wilmer Fuckface playing Louis or worse yet, Adrian Grenier playing Booger. Lord have mercy.

Please come to HQ on time this wednesday. I will have large poster board and Sharpies. We shall make signs and go to Union Square to protest said Remake.

Devasted,
Your Prez.

PROPOSED AGENDA HQ- WHITE HOUSE

PROPOSED AGENDA

Mermaid Parade
mermaid sushi costumes
flyers for the sushi place


Summer Trip
The Hamptons?
Atlantic City?
Far Rockaway?


Reinstating CLUB Dues For
Beach House
Weekly Lottery Tickets


Much Needed PR
Get Annie on Get Mortified
Get Casey on Jepordy

PLEASE COME TO HQ-WHITE HOUSE THIS WED. AT 7PM FOR A SCREENING OF: