Proof That Our Orphan Is The Best:

hey club,

today i was in the stairwell at columbia and a flyer caught my eye. "are you a member of a club, organization, team, or office?," it asked. "most definitely, yes, no, and yes!," i answered.

"would three members of your group be willing to take part in a decision-making study and have the CHANCE TO WIN $125 OR $500? you will also be compensated $5 for the 45-minutes the study will require."

maybe this is really a study about gullibility and there are no prizes. but just think what the club could do with $125 or $500 in its treasury. and if we don't win the windfall, at least we'll all be $5 richer. i think that's better than minimum wage these days.

the club could finally get the recognition from the scientific community that it deserves and impress a few psychology nerds with our decision-making powers. [i am having a font size problem, sorry!]

anyone interested?

annie