Thursday, June 18, 2009

From The Archives: 10/15/08

Dear Club,

I was just on the phone with our Sec and she said, "wait, you are missing all the emails". This is not ok. Club Fun needs to happen in real life, not virtual. If dressing in country casual means this will entice you to actually appear, then country casual it is for everything: movies, bars, and mayhem.

It's time to do what we do: a weekly HQ. I propose that we pick a day and stick to it. The what can change as can there where. But the when never. I think Wednesdays are a good. They will break up the week. Offer the VP an evening to stray from her papers. Give the Sec and Trez something to write about. Give the Orphan a well deserved family, the head of PR something to promote, the Comrad something to commraderate, and the Sheriff a reason to come armed.

There is no reason not to.It makes us better. If we can not CHANGE from our lazy ways, how can we chant Obama. If we can not commit to fairness, how can we say yes to Biden. If we stay in our isolated, removed territories, we may as well be living close to Russia. If we do not change, we are none other than an immobile, old schooled Prisoner Of War like McCain.

So vote. I am voting for wednesday with our first meeting at the International Bar.
But this is a democracy, and as President, the day you want matters to me, to all of us. So speak up. Let your voice be heard. Demand the change that you, that we, the good, upright citizens of The Club deserves. Look around at your fellow Americans. They are terrible. Let this serve as a reminder as to why some of us have left our homeland to seek better with our bordering neighbors like Mexico. Let us give Lindsey, a concrete reason to come back to a land, a place, a mecca called HQ. Let us do this in a united front, with solidarity. And when we do, I am certain, that we, The Club, will all move forward with grace, with leadership, and with our own key.... a key to a brighter future, and a key to HQ.

Thank you to the speaker of the house. To the woman I met who can no longer afford a fancy margarita. To the girl who approached me years ago at Sarah Kirshen's party and asked if... "we were THE Club". Thank you to the men and women who are defending us from Geese, and our right to Summer Fun. And most importantly, thank you to our forefathers, who 7 years ago paved the way for a little thing I like to call, The Club Dream.

Thanks you. Good night, and God Bless Craiglsist. (read below)


regarding the housing swap ad from Craigslist I sent to some of you last week:

---------- Forwarded message ----------

Hi Jane;
Sorry for the slow response, we are off island and travelling right now. We live in Turtle Cove. We love NY, this might be a plan and I will email you more photos when I get back home if you like.
Thanks, Barb

From The Archives: 05/31/05


Dear CLUB,
Sadly, I need to kick off this summer's first newsletter with a big
apology. Unfortunately, I was under the impression that the lack of
responses to recent CLUB emails was a passive aggressive way to say
"The Club is over", or "we're more into Winter Fun", or possibly even
"I'm in a new club". But, I am pleased to report that my email has
just been majorly delayed and ALL of your support and morale has only
today reached my inbox.

Your inspiring words were so refreshing- that I have decided to
include some snippets from your emails below:

"Hey Janie- can you make sure that Slim Shady is ready to go to the
beach next weekend"- Jenn

"My new bikini makes my tush look so hot I can't wait to wear it when
we finally get to the water park this summer"- Sara

"Hi Jane. It's me lin. I was wondering if you knew why we never go
right of the life guard char. Only left. Write me back- Lin"

"Will anyone mind if I invite the Club over to my new place over
looking the water?"-Mary

"Hey lassie- think the girls will mind if I organize a sangria night?"-Thea

"Jane- do you mind if I spend our CLUB dues on a fancy cooler for the
beach?"-Molly

"Finally. School has calmed a bit. Can we call exclusive and go to HQ?-sarah



On another note- the first movie at bryant park is playing on June 20. It's
"The Way We Were". (The title sorta had me thinking...)

So far this is who has said that they're coming
Jenn
Thea
Lin
Sara
Sarah
Molly
Mary
Jane

Please do email back, as my gmail is finally working properly.

Love to you all.

And attached is a photo I found from last year.
kisses,
jane

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Calendar

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Love

Word

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

All for one, even when all are apart.

The Way We Were

WHY DON'T WE BLOG ANYMORE?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Presidential Address

Presidential Address

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Brunch, booze and bras

Friday, February 08, 2008

Synchronized couch dancing



Google "Synchronized couch dancing", we are famous.